Key to My Happiness
From time to time, I get horribly insecure.
From time to time, I get horribly insecure.
I’m
generally a confident person, but some Dater practices are downright annoying.
Am I uptight, or would you agree these behaviors are pesky?
Take
the Dater who is Torn Between Two Lovers . Just like the 70s song of that name,
you are acting like a fool and breakin’ all the rules. Especially if one lover
is your soon-to-be-ex-wife and the other is me.
You
still keep stuff in your wife’s bedroom, even though you’ve moved out. Ick.
Your
FaceBook page is still plastered with your wife’s face, even though your status
says “separated.”
You
still do all holidays and family birthdays together, even though you’re
technically not supposed to be a family anymore. Pssst, guess what? If you’re
going to do that, don’t bother getting divorced. It’s a lot of hassle, only to
still spend all that time and money together.
Finally,
your secret password is your wife’s middle name. Really? You want to type that
intimate reminder every day?
My
password is Deliciousdatergonemissingincasuburbsonlytoresurfaceasawildsinglemother.
