Agent wrote my dating want ad. People have recommended I try match.com. Better than sitting home on a Friday night blogging...what do you think?
Come try out Dating Suburban! She is:
· a non cumformist
Come try out Dating Suburban! She is:
· a non cumformist
· no longer passive aggressive
· low-maintenance on the wallet
· sensitive
· witty
· intelligent (or smart enough to appear to be)
· fuel efficient
· but likes it when people cook for her
· cumfortable
· looks for beauty within
· silky sexy voice
· with intelligent and sexy thoughts
· textaholic
· with intelligent and sexy thoughts
· athletic (so she says)
· likes to challenge but I'm not sure if she likes to be challenged
· may have some control issues or has some anxiety left over from a controlling water hording, vigilant recycler, ex husband
· calls me Agent instead of agent.... and apparently that is a good thing
OK, you Dates, I am ready!